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Anyway, today a fresh new week starts..... Onward and forward.....forever thinner.....

Can anyone spot the difference? Seeing Less of me yet?
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Can anyone spot the difference? Seeing Less of me yet?
See ya
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First Day, Thursday 31 Jan:-
11h00 – I arrived at the hospital and was escorted to the ward – Yahoo! Private room with its own bathroom. Bed is great – electrically operated. Moves legs and torso up and down.
Lisa unpacked and the nurses did all their checks. I am tagged with 3 coloured tags 1. My name and Doctor; 2. IMPORTANTLY – what operation I am having; 3. High Blood Pressure indicator. I ask for a pen to draw exactly where the operation will take place as a reminder. No Go!
11h30 – 13h00 Wait. Lisa and I have said all we need to say and I am ready
13h00 – I put on the HORRIBLE gown but hey it was my size so my b….m was covered at least.
13h15 – The porters come and fetch me. No tears, Lisa and I say goodbye, see you later…
13h30 – In the queue at Operating theatre. My escort hands me over to theatre sister and they CAREFULLY check what I am having done. I remind them again in theatre!!!
+- 13h45 – I am wheeled in to theatre proper. I check with the sisters that there are generators in the hospital so won’t be affected by load shedding!!! They move me to another bed put up a drip and put stickers on my chest - to connect me to an ECG monitor and a BP machine to monitor me throughout the operation. There are a lot of people:
- Pottie (My Doc)
- Another surgeon equally qualified to assist with the op
- Anaesthetist
- Sister to assist and hand stuff to the doctors
- Her assistant
- The anaesthetist assistant
+- 14h00 – Click, the lights go out.
+- 19h30 – OW OW OW My feet hurt. My tummy hurts. PRAISE GOD. I say a prayer of thanks before opening my eyes. Where’s my Lisa? The rooms spinning! Yahoo! The luckiest man alive - 3 Lisa’s are here…..Wait….. 3 Larry’s too – must be a nightmare! (Jokes Larry…). I am in ICU. Lots of people (patients) all around.
+- 20h00 Lisa and Larry (and Sam) go home. The pricking and prodding starts. I can’t swallow ‘cuse there’s a pipe1 down my nose and throat. EXTREMELY uncomfortable! I want to pee, the nurses say go ahead. I say No I don’t want to wet the bed, they say go ahead, you’re connected to a bag!!! EXTREMELY uncomfortable! Also there is a bag with a tube directly into my stomach area on the right side. Full of ghastly liquid! YUK! EXTREMELY uncomfortable too!
1 Naso gastric tube - small tube about 50mm in diameter which goes through one nostril into my stomach- to drain any fluids that might accumulate in the new pouch, it also prevents that I vomit as everything comes out
+- 20h15 - I ask for a pain jab – everything is now comfortable. What was uncomfortable? What are pipes? Everything is good……ZZZzzzzz
23h00 – Sister checks me out – BP, Oxygen level etc. More pain jabs….ZZZzzzzz
Day 2, Friday 1 Feb:-
04h00 – OW OW OW, still sore! Must wait until 06h00 for more! Mmm – sponge bath, full body – feel much better.
06h00 – More pain jabs…..ZZzzzzzz
07h00 – Get woken up! Breakfast time. Very angry! Why wake me when I cannot eat?
10h00 – Physio arrives for my breathing exercises. Has a pump that, as you inhale, pumps your lungs full of air! OW! Almost popped open! Tried to punch him but too weak to lift my arms!
11h00 – Get taken down to Radiology for GastroGaffin. Sambuca tasting stuff which shows leaks in operation areas. Nice, as I have had no water to drink since operation. Gagged a bit but it must go down… They try and move me from my bed to the radiography bed. Must basically do it by myself as too few helpers!!! OW OW OW! Doctor does scan, presses hard OW OW OW! Test checks out OK. Drink some Barium meal so Doctor can check for smaller leaks. All OK. Give me some water to rinse my mouth – yummy. Must move to own bed again! OW OW OW! I get taken back to ICU.
13h00 – More pain jabs. Can’t sleep.
13h30 - Complain as pain jabs are not working. Get top-up jab. Bed looks good from the ceiling…
15h00 – Get taken back to my Private room. Great as there is now peace and quiet.
15h15 – Lisa arrives with other guests
17h00 – Doctor arrives and checks me out. Ups pain medication – they were giving me levels for guy of 100kg. Words cannot describe relief.
19h00 – Get more visitors – I think, can’t remember here from the ceiling…..
Day 3, Saturday 2 Feb
04h00 – Another sponge bath. Feels good. Watched TV most of the night as I could not sleep. Strange programs on SABC and etv!
06h30 – Got breakfast – soup & jelly. Soup has bits and pieces in it. Should be clear only. Sent it back. Jelly great, just too sweet.
08h30 – MUST GET UP! Sisters orders! OW OW OW! Walk 10 meters. Tired! Get in to bed and demand pain jab. Bump, damn this ceiling is getting awkward…
09h30 – Doctors comes and says catheter can come out.. Donner and Blitzen, was that sore! I can also start sipping water. 15 – 30ml only every 15 minutes. Thanks Doc!
10h30 - Physio arrives for my breathing exercises. OW! Tried to punch him again but still too weak to lift my arms!
13h00 – Must get up AGAIN. OW OW OW! Walk 10 meters again and go to Loo. Yippee I can weewee again. No damage from pipes! Oops what’s that? Yippee! Bowel moved too! Celebrated by getting double pain jab. Bump…
15h00 – Watched TV all day. Got visitors Lisa and Babies. Fantastic seeing them. Celeste, Keith and family thanks for coming too.
17h00 – Doctor called to see if I was OK.
19h00 – Lisa and Warren visited. Got supper. Yet again it arrived with pieces. Sent it back for clear broth. Brandon and Rhos popped in for a visit on their way to a romantic dinner. Thanks guys.
19h30 – Clear soup arrived. Had a spoonful – very oily, Oh No!
20h30 – Pain in stomach! Worried!
20h40 – Feeling nauseous! MAY NOT THROW UP! Will cause damage to internals! Called for help. I was told sister busy, will come soon…
20h50 – Feeling VERY nauseous! Called again. Was brought bucket to throw up into and cloth! Demanded to see sister!
21h10 – Cannot wait any longer! Called sister again. She came now and gave me anti-nausea jab.
22h30 – Nausea gone but pain is excruciating. Called Lisa to get Celeste to call me. Celeste said I must get up and walk. Pain caused by oily food!!!! Called for help and walked around for 5 min until air escaped and seemed food drained out of pouch. Feel a bit better.
(Celeste has same op as me in October last year)
23h00 – Got another pain jab. No ceiling but pain dulled!
Day 4, Sunday 3 Feb
06h00 – Good night. Not much sleep but TV was OK.
09h00 – Doctor visits. Checks me out and says I can go home. He is upset as wound drainage tube and pouch was supposed to be removed the day before!
09h30 – Sister arrives to remove wound drainage bag. Tugs on tube! Would have wet the bed if I wasn’t so dehydrated! Oops, forgot to remove stitch holding it in! The sister cuts the stitch and tugs again! OW! Oops another stitch, sorry…. The sister is a woman, cannot punch her, so I bite my lips instead….. She tugs on the tube again and it tears loose from scab! OW! It eventually comes out. Wound wide open but she covers it with plaster… Please come and take me home from the torture palace Lisa!!!
11h00 – Nurse arrives for sponge bath. She has to do it alone as the other nurse does not want to help! Had to turn myself over. OW!
+- 12h00 – Lisa comes to fetch me. My Angel has arrived! She packs my bags and we go out the room and wait for wheelchair.
12h30 – Wheelchair arrives. No arms on it but so narrow the wheels would burn my b….m! Oops no bigger wheelchair! Perhaps we can use the big chair in ward with wheels? Get in chair but takes 15 min to lift footrest before being able to push it!
12h45 – Wheeled into lift and go down to ground floor. On arrival, we cannot get out of the lift as the footrest has collapsed and stuck in the lift! Lisa goes and discharges me and gets the car ready in the meantime.
12h55 – After trying for 10 minutes to get me out of the lift, they take me back to original floor, get a bed with wheels and wheel me into the other lift for the journey back down to ground floor.
13h10 – Lisa waiting at lift on ground floor. Steam is escaping her ears! They push me to reception but stop at emergency exit and say this is the furthest they can take me on bed. Hospital rules! Lisa, in no uncertain terms, tells them what to do and they take me through reception and to car in the bed!!!
13h45 – Arrive at home! Walk to my bed! I thank God for delivering me safely and for looking after my family while I was away.
Watch Me Shrink was born once I made the decision to have Gastric Bypass surgery to assist in losing weight. Enjoy my journey with me... from 235kg to 160kg in 18 months. Starting again...